Pinch me, please

Because my life might be real.

To: Miss Outlier (ID#314159265),

This is to confirm that your order for a Cap and Gown has been processed.

You are now scheduled to walk at Commencement. You will receive an email when your regalia is available for pickup.

Order Date: Apr 20, 2009

Height: 5 ft. 10 in.
Weight: 12 stone :P

Degree: Master's

Thank you,

the Ones in Charge

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I'm graduating!